Remember when you used to buy the lame-o, taste-like-cardboard cereal because it had the rad toy inside? Sure you do. There were many times when I got in trouble for dumping half of the box out so that I could retrieve what would become about 3 1/2 minutes of play time. Then I would get bored and throw it away.

Well, we have a similar thing for our customers…only ours are so much cooler, words cannot even contain the awesomeness!

So, instead of attempting to explain how flippin’ sweet they are, I’m going to leave a large blank so that you can pause and ponder the epicness of our gift!

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Excited? You should be. So what are these marvelous little knicknacks of joy? Squeezies stress relievers! They’re both fun, and practical (I now feel as though I’m writing an infommercial)! We know how crazy life can be, and so we decided to help out our customers by giving them something to squeeze the living daylights out of!

Every single box of shirts receives a squeezie. Note that we said that each box receives a squeezie, not just each order! So, if you order 300 shirts you get around 4 or 5 squeezies, depending on the shirt sizes. We can only fit so many shirts in each box. And we know what you’re thinking. No, we can’t pack your order with only 3 shirts per box to get maximum squeezage.

So, if you’re really stressed, you should buy more shirts, so that you can get more squeezies! Unlike that nasty cardboard cereal with the junky prizes, our gifts are awesome, and our shirts don’t stink. I still wouldn’t recommend eating them.

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